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Try taking this on! My Flare Sword!
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"Tuvok, I understand, you are a Vulcan man. You have just gone without, for seven years about. Paris please find a way, to load a hypospray. I'll give you the sign, just aim for his behind. Hormone are raising, synapses blazing, it's all verrrrrry illogical. Illogical!"
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Wei Badass General with big sword
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Janitor: Ah, hey everyone. I've been looking for a new roleplaying game ever since my Lord Of The Rings-club booted me for using an actual warhammer, so would anyone mind if I pretended to be Chief of Medicine while Kelso is out of town? Everyone: *Unison approval* Janitor: Fantastic! Let's make cancer feel foolish! J.D.: Were you ever planning on telling me? Kim: Yes, But I didn't know what to say. J.D.: How about "J.D., I think there might be something living inside my uterus." Dr. Kelso:: What the hell's with her? Dr. Cox:: She's mad, but she can't give me the "silent treatment", because she knows I'd actually love that. So she's giving me the "talk until I commit suicide treatment". Dr. Kelso:: Sucks to be you. Dr. Cox:: You have no idea. [Starts eating his newspaper] Turk: How the hell am I supposed to cry? Janitor: You need to cry, let's brainstorm. I could hit you over the head with a wrench, or... [turns wrench around to reveal a knife on the other end] I could stab you in the gut with a knife. [sings] Knife-Wrench! Practical and safe. {tries to slip the knife-wrench in his pocket, but stabs his leg.)
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10-11-2009, 03:46 AM
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This is what I'll be doing until I find you...
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Candy. Tastes like chicken if chicken was a candy.
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10-14-2009, 08:29 PM
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Madman with a slingshot
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"If you go to Z'Ha'Dum you will die." :Kosh
"Then I die, but I will not go alone and I won't go quietly." :Sheridan Babylon 5
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10-17-2009, 04:13 AM
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Quotes from NCIS
Tony: What's with the sushi bar? Ducky: Staff Sargeant Cryer's body was not alone on its considerable time adrift. Tony: Yum. Ducky: That's probably what they said when they were feeding on his flesh. Gibbs: You're superstitious? Vance: I'm a little stitious. Tony: [points to casket] Hop in. McGee: Why would I do that? Tony: We take a picture, pretend that you're dead, and you don't have to retake the polygraph! McGee: Tony that is not funny. Tony: They already think you're ducking them. It's only going to get worse. Ziva: Hello, Abby. Abby: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU? How could you have doubted Tony, after everything you've been through together? You really think Tony killed Rivkin because he was jealous?! You weren't thinking. That's right, you weren't thinking. Although I supposed I can understand your initial reaction. You were at an emotional time for you, when people act rashly. But to tell Gibbs that you didn't trust Tony?! Which again, I can understand, I mean, he did just shoot your boyfriend... in your living room... to death. Alright, I'll give you that. McGee: What are you doing? I'm not the sidekick. Tony: I'm the boss when Gibbs isn't here. Gibbs: Gibbs is here. Abby: It's weird Ziva hasn't contacted me. I mean it would be one thing if she simply hadn't picked up the phone and called me, but I've tried to contact her several different ways. McGee: Psychics, crystals or telepathy? Tony: It's all about chemistry. The zing, the pahh! McGee: What do you mean, 'pahh'? Tony: You know ... pahh. |
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10-18-2009, 07:18 AM
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Madman with a slingshot
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Babylon 5
"When I look at you I see a great hand reaching out of the stars. I hear the voices of millions of people crying out your name." -Technomage "My followers?" -Londo Mollari "Your victims." -Technomage "No dictator, no invader, can hold an imprisoned population by force of arms forever. There is no greater power in the universe than the need for freedom. Against that power, governments and tyrants and armies cannot stand. The Centauri learned this lesson once. We will teach it to them again. Though it take a thousand years, we will be free." -G'Kar "Are we on? This is... this is the President. I have just been informed that the midrange military bases at Beta Durani and Proxima 3 have fallen to the Minbari advance. We've lost contact with Io and must conclude that they too have fallen to an advance force. Our Military Intelligence believes that the Minbari intend to bypass Mars and hit Earth directly and the attack could come at any time. We have continued to broadcast our surrender and a plea for mercy and they have not responded. Therefore we can only conclude that we stand at the twilight of the human race. In order to buy time for our evacuation transports to leave Earth, we ask for the support of every ship capable of fighting to take part in a last defense of our home world. We will not lie to you, we do not believe that survival is a possibility. We believe that anyone who joins this battle will never come home. But for every ten minutes we can delay the Minbari advance, several hundred more civilians may have a chance to escape to neutral territory. Though Earth may fall, the human race must have a chance to continue elsewhere. No greater sacrifice has ever been asked of a people. But I ask you now to step forward one last time, one last battle to hold the line against the night. May God go with you all. " -Earth President Last edited by Sargonarhes; 10-18-2009 at 07:38 AM. |
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10-21-2009, 10:52 AM
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people are dead if they are killed (c) some anime
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10-21-2009, 01:18 PM
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Exceptionally crafty!
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"There is nothing more dangerous than a man taking pride in the wrong thing." - Della Reese as Tess, Touched by an Angel.
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10-24-2009, 03:24 PM
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Fistrly, some oldies from The X Files (I used to love that show):
Frohike: "So Mulder, where's your little partner?" Mulder: "She wouldn't come. She's afraid of her love for you." Frohike: "She's tasty." Mulder: "You know Frohike, it's guys like you who give perversion a bad name." And, again featuring The Lone Gunmen: Langley: "Hey Mulder, what are you doing on Saturday? If you want, you're welcome to come over. We're all hoppin' on the Internet to nitpick the scientific inaccuracies of Earth 2." Mulder (dryly): "..... Doing my laundry." Damn that show had some classic quotes. And, from NCIS Ziva: "Tony, she's not your type." Tony: "She's hot. She's Asian. And she's in a maid's uniform. They don't get any more my type." Gibbs: "You know Tobias, every time I see you you look like the whole world's on your shoulders." Fornell: "Yeah, a world made of paper." Tony: "And for you boss. A copy of the latest MMORPG." Gibbs: "It's in Spanish." Tony: "There's just no pleasing you is there."
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10-26-2009, 07:13 AM
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Madman with a slingshot
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Babylon 5
"Who are you? What do you want? Do you have anything worth living for?" -Lorian "You are the one you was, you are the one who is. And you are the one who will be." -Zathrus "Captain, we're sorry we thought you were dead" -Drazi Ambassador "I was, I'm better now. The Ambassador is right, I went to Z'Ha'Dum. I have seen the face of the enemy, they're not Gods and they're not indestructible. I've fought them and killed many of them, and I have survived. There is a way out of this and stop this insanity once and for all. Now Delenn's fleet is a start, now we have to build on that. Together we will build the largest fleet in history, not just for a battle but to change the shape of the galaxy. Not just for ourselves but for our children, and our children's children. Tell your governments that the only man to survive Z'Ha'Dum sends this message. We can end this, not just for now, not for just the next thousand years but forever. I stand before you as proof that it can be done. We can fight and we can win, but only if we do it together. Can I count on you? Can I count on you? Will you stand together?!" - Captain John Sheridan *and the crowd goes cheering in agreement* that was a hell yeah moment. Legend of Galactic Heroes "If this were a 3rd rate anime series, a dead protagonist could come back to life at producer's whim." -Oliver Poplan Last edited by Sargonarhes; 10-26-2009 at 07:38 AM. |
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10-26-2009, 11:43 PM
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Ascended White Mage
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Here's some more:
The X Files Byers: "Good work sneaking out these medical charts." Frohike: "Thanks. I stuffed them in my pants." Mulder: "Plenty of room down there." Mulder: "I appreciate you coming to see me at such short notice. How was the opera?" Mr X: "Great. Wonderful, I've never slept so well. I don't have time for these hasty public meetings Agent Mulder." Mulder: "I'm sorry. But I need your help." Mr X: "It's over. The fat lady is singing." The Simpsons "NO Principal Skinner!! I created the universe! Give ME the gift certificate!!! - Lisa Simpson "Well, that's it. We've been canceled. At least we can take pride in knowing that we never once made a bad show. Well, except for the week that Ray J. Johnson was my co-host. 'You can call me Ray, and you can call me 'Jay'. Uuuugghhhh... that was funny for about three seconds." - Krusty the Clown. "By all medical logic, steam should be shooting out of his ears." - Doctor Hibert. "AARRGHHH!!! It's out of it's wrapping!! It's no longer a 'collectible'!!!" - Comic-book guy, as 'The Collector'. "You'll have lots of special people come and go in your life all the time. Heh, I bet there's a special place where they all meet up and the food is really good and guys like me are serving drinks." - Homer Simpson. "On some days, we don't let the line move at all. Uh huh, we call those days 'weekdays'." - Patty and Selma at the Department of Motor Vehicles. "As for 'Science vs Religion', I'm hereby issuing a Restraining Order. Religion must stay 500 yards away from Science at all times." - Judge Schnieder. "Will you leave me alone!! It's bad enough you're making me go to your stupid Judgement Day!" - Lisa Simpson. "Ahah! Take that Science! And that..ARRGHHHH!! Oh God! I'm paralyzed! I just hope medical science can cure me!!" - Moe Syzlack "There there. Shut up boy. People die all the time. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow. Wel, Goodnight!" - Homer Simpson |
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10-28-2009, 08:19 AM
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Also a passing through Kamen Rider
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Supernatural
Dean: What's a slash fan? Sam: ..As in Sam slash Dean....together. Dean: Like...together together? Sam: Yeah. Dean: They do know we're brothers right? Sam: It doesn't seem to matter. Dean: Ah c'mon. That's..That's just sick. |
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10-28-2009, 02:24 PM
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Exceptionally crafty!
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10-28-2009, 03:42 PM
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KNEEL BEFORE THE MUTANT DUDE!
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Bender: "Kiss my shiny metal ass!"
Bender "Kiss my glorious golden ass!" both from Futurama "Stick with what you know, untill something better comes along." - Commander Adama, Battlestar Galactica
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10-31-2009, 04:50 PM
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"Why would a banana want to grab another banana?" from Arrested Development.
There are also some others I can think of from Arrested Development but they are quite questionable in nature. |
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10-31-2009, 05:00 PM
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Try taking this on! My Flare Sword!
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From 24, first season...
Kim: (regarding Rick, who is supposed to be waiting in the shed) Dad said he'd be in here. Teri: I know. Kim: Well, then where is he? Teri: Wherever he is, they'll find him. Kim: What if Gaines's men found him first? Teri: Well, then he'd be dead and-- and they'd be carrying him out of here in a body bag. |
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10-31-2009, 06:02 PM
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Madman with a slingshot
Join Date: May 2007
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Yet more Babylon 5
"I'm sorry. I'm sorry we had to defend ourselves against an unwarranted attack. I'm sorry your crew was stupid enough to fire upon a station with a quarter of a million civilians including your own people. And I'm sorry I waited as long as I did before I sent them all straight to hell." -Captain John Sheridan "We are made out of star stuff. We are the Universe made manifest trying to figure itself out. For from the stars we came and to the stars we shall return." Delenn "Who am I? I am Commander Susan Ivanova, daughter of Andrei Ivanova. And I am the foot that is going to kick your sorry butt back to Earth. God sent me." -Susan Ivanova "If I live through this without completely losing my mind, it will be a miracle of Biblical proportions." -Susan Ivanova "Well there goes my faith in the Almighty." -Lt. Corwin "Well, with everyone now on the same side, perhaps you're planning to invade yourselves for a change. I find the idea curiously appealing. Once you've finished killing each other, we can plow under all the buildings and plant rows of flowers that spell out the words, "Too annoying to live" in letters big enough to be seen from space." -G'Kar "Only an idiot would fight a war on two fronts. Only the heir to the throne of the Kingdom of Idiots would fight a war on twelve fronts." -Mollari |
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10-31-2009, 06:07 PM
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Silent Streaking Shriner #0
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"I can add, but I can't subtract! Numbers...they scare me like spiders! Uugghh..."
Arnold's Bedtime from Mad TV 
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11-03-2009, 08:51 AM
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Madman with a slingshot
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Yeah, Babylon 5 again.
"God be between you and harm in all the empty places where you must walk" -Sheridan "To live on as we have is to leave behind joy, and love, and companionship, because we know it to be transitory, of the moment. We know it will turn to ash. Only those, whose lives are brief can imagine that love .. is eternal. .. You should embrace that remarkable illusion. It may be the greatest gift your race has ever received." - Lorien "Then there is no hope?" -Delenn "There is only chaos and evolution." -Shadows "There is only order and obedience." -Vorlons "You will fight for us when we tell you to fight for us." -Shadows "You will die for us when we tell you to die for us, because the others know no other way." -Vorlons "Make sure this is found on his body. Leave his face and head intact. They will be needed later for identification. The rest is yours." -G'Kar "Thin air? Why is it always thin air? Never fat air, chubby air, mostly-fit-could-stand-lose-a-few-pounds air?" -Garabaldi |
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11-03-2009, 12:51 PM
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Some more from NCIS (which is clearly my favourite show
 ):Tony (manically): "Bloood, blood, BLOOOODDD!!" Ziva (with a scornful look): "Psycho." Gibbs: "Hmmm, he has his moments." Tony: "You know boss, I'm thinking maybe we should have just stayed in the car." Gibbs: "Will you shut up Dinozo, or I'll shoot you myself." Tony (opens shotgun muzzle and snirks at suspect): "Nice shotgun. Shoot any naval petty officers with it lately?" Mcgee (rushing into Abby's lab): "Abby! It's okay the coast is.. OMMPHH!!" (falls flat on his face and glances back to see his shoes stuck to the floor) Abby (cowering under a bench): "Ahh.. sorry!" Mcgee: "Crazy glue again?" Abby: "You're lucky Mcgee! It was either that or hydrochloric acid!" |
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11-03-2009, 03:46 PM
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Exceptionally crafty!
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Another X-Files:
Scully: "...Spontaneous human combustion." Mulder: "Scully! *Blushes* Dear Diary, today my heart leapt when Agent Scully suggested spontaneous human combustion". |
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11-04-2009, 12:24 AM
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Silent Shriner #12~
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I saw God the other day, by the river on a rainy afternoon. He helped a kitten that was left all alone. It's a God that only I can see. A black winged angel that came down from the heavens just for me.
-Mamimi, FLCL
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11-04-2009, 12:43 AM
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KNEEL BEFORE THE MUTANT DUDE!
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"Once more into the breach, meatbags" Bender from Futurama: Into The Wild Green Yonder
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11-22-2009, 10:51 PM
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Golden Sun and Tales fanatic!
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These are a couple of my faves from the second series of "Torchwood":
Gwen: Have you ever eaten alien meat? Jack: Yeah. Gwen: What was it like? Jack: Well, he seemed to enjoy it. Rhys: Hey, you alright? Gwen: I'm running around in a wedding dress... with what feels like a keg of lager stuck up my skirt. What d'you think, Rhys? Rhys: (beat) Come on! |
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