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03-29-2008, 07:54 PM
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Fei...I am your father !
Join Date: Mar 2008
Posts: 97
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Please listen to him! Lord Larsa is our only hope!
Ok sorry....here's a joke: Auron: Do you feel lucky punk? Make my day. Punk: I think your days have passed...
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03-29-2008, 08:26 PM
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Grand Shriner
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Michigan
Posts: 670
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Kelk Ronso: The High Court of Yevon is now in session.
Tidus: No it's not! Kelk: What?! Tidus: The high court of Yevon is NOT now in session. Kelk Ronso: Be quiet, imebile. Tidus: Make me! Auron: *hangs head* Most. Annoying. Hero. Ever. Yuna's Will: So, I'm gonna die soon ya? Kimahri, you stuck by me ever since I was young and I've always wanted to say this...You have really bad gas. I mean, like, almost all the time. Wakka, your hair? It just looks stupid. Lulu...ever thought about keeping those funbags hidden better? I looked up to you and that's why I turned out the way I did, ready to sleep with a man after knowing him for a total of 3 to 4 days max. Sir Auron, you're the motherphuckin' BAD-ASS! Oh and you...whatever your name is. I'm a lesbian. I wasn't until I met you but having been around you, I can't help but realize the idea of being with any man, even if he's the total opposite of you, will remind me of how unattractive and unsexy you are. Yuna: Omega's loathing of Yevon has turned him into a fiend." Tidus: So, does that mean we'll become fiends? Who hates Yevon more than we do? Yuna: You know, I never thought about that. Wakka: See? What I tell you? Obey the teachings or you'll be turned into the weakest optional boss in the game!
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05-15-2008, 03:16 PM
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Onion Kid
Join Date: May 2008
Posts: 5
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Tidus : Kimarhi knock knock
Kimarhi : Excuse me my good chum but i'm currently reading a book about some of the most personal human emotions and try and find out why most new born humans seem to be more fond of their mothers over their fathers. Tidus : I hate my dad he never payed attention to me. * sob's in the corner * |
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05-17-2008, 09:02 AM
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Spikey-Haired Vigilante
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Nibelheim
Posts: 185
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Wakka:
"Estuans interius Ira vehementi! Estuans interius Ira vehementi! Sors - immanis, Et inanis! Sors - immanis, Et inanis! Veni veni venias, (Haryuu no) Ne me mori facias! (Hanekata) Veni veni venias, (Haryuu no) Ne me mori facias! (Hanekata) SEPHIROTH!" Lulu: "WRONG PRAYER FUCK-HEAD!" *slap* Last edited by Omaklise; 05-17-2008 at 09:14 AM. |
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05-18-2008, 06:07 PM
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SKETCH
Join Date: May 2008
Location: London
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this is bad
 Yuna: Hey Lulu, i wonder how big sin is ? Lulu: WTF? Yuna: NOOOO silly i meant if i wanted 2 have babys with him how Big? Lulu: your a hore i dont like u Yuna: no no i just wanna know how big his dick is Lulu: your wrong im telling tidus |
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05-19-2008, 02:30 AM
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Spikey-Haired Vigilante
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Nibelheim
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05-19-2008, 09:28 AM
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Your Mom.
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Canada
Posts: 64
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Aaron: Hey, Jude, don't make it bad
Take a sad song and make it better Remember to let her into your heart Then you can start to make it better Hey, Jude, don't be afraid You were made to go out and get her The minute you let her under your skin Then you begin to make it better. Tidus: Look...I know my name is changable at the beginning, but they choose Tidus. Not Jude. |
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05-20-2008, 05:53 PM
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(Schranz Mix)
Join Date: Feb 2008
Posts: 586
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05-20-2008, 11:17 PM
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Grand Shriner
Join Date: Jan 2005
Posts: 1,292
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Before they leave Besaid:
Lulu: You really don't need all those things. Yuna: You're telling me we're not bringing toothbrushes, toothpaste, floss, soap, shampoo, or deoderant? Lulu: No, we're packing light. Yuna: So we have to travel all across Spira without bringing a single change of clothes and without being even decently hygienic? Wakka and Lulu: Yeah. Yuna: Fuck you guys, you're fucking weird.
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05-22-2008, 08:55 AM
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The Sword
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Welshland
Posts: 7
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I'm not funny. But I have to try this. These are my suggestions.
*Tidus and Yuna kissing* Tidus: Hehehehe...I made a girl wet. I have to tell Wakka. Yuna: We're in the middle of lake, cockfag. Tidus: DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME!! Auron: This is it! We can't go back now, now after all our journeys, not after all our hard work, not after how far we've come!!!! Tidus: Heheheheehe....he said come... * Lulu and Wakka die, and retire to the farplane* Chappu: Seriously, what the HELL guys? What the HELL??!!! Wakka: YOU SAID TAKE CARE OF HER!! Chappu: So you fuck her? What the HELL Wakka?!! Yuna: So, star of the Zanarkand Abes... Tidus:I have a name. Yuna: My newest guardian.... Tidus: I have a name. Yuna: The stranger washed ashore at my home... Tidus: I HAVE a name. Yuna: My blitzball champion.... Tidus: I HAVE A FUCKING NAME BITCH!!
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05-22-2008, 11:03 PM
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If ur gonna get arrested, make sure its worth it
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: The World That Never Was
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06-07-2008, 08:43 AM
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Grand Shriner
Join Date: Feb 2008
Posts: 174
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Lulu: "Oh yes, oh yes, oh yes!"
*Wakka walks into the room and screams*: "What the hell? Lulu, of all things... you cheat on me with a Machina? Lulu: I cheated on you with a Tonberry Last week! |
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08-03-2008, 09:52 PM
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Grand Shriner
Join Date: Jan 2005
Posts: 1,292
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Wakka: This is where I was born. I started blitz when I was five. I joined the Aurochas at thirteen...ten years ago. Ten years...and we never won a game. Well, after last year's tournament, I quit. Time seemed right. So, after quitting, I got this new job, ya? But every time my mind wandered, I thought about the game.
Tidus: Ten years without a single win'll do that. Wakka: My first match last year was my big chance. But something else was on my mind. I couldn't focus. Tidus: Nice excuse! Wakka: No, seriously. My brother died. Tidus: Ha, yeah right, that's a good one! Wakke: No, you don't get it. I'm completely serious. My brother really did die right before last year's tournament. Tidus: You know, you're really good at that! I almost believed you that time. Wakka: ...You are such a douche. |
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08-05-2008, 08:54 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: somewhere, pennslyvania
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08-18-2008, 12:43 AM
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The Great Annihilator
Join Date: May 2008
Location: CANANANANADA
Posts: 130
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Tidus: I'm such a little girl.
Lulu: I'm only here because I have tits. Wakka: Nice tits Lu. Kimarhi: What am I? A Dragoon? a Blue Mage? Or am I just a shitty character? Rikku:I'm a pedophiles wetdream. Yuna: Do you think it's creepy that I have one blue eye, and one green eye? What am I, a husky?
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08-21-2008, 07:21 PM
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Pure and Simple
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: To where only I know...
Posts: 634
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{Tidus and Yuna are on the airship}
Tidus: You don't need this anymore, do ya? Yuna: Ummmm.... Where did you find that?! I mean...It was spring break in Bevelle. Some girl gave me a drink, I mean I didnt know what was in it but... Tidus: Well, what are you talking about? Yuna: Ummmm, Nothing! Tidus: Ooook. Bye bye sphere! *threw sphere *CLONK!* Sin: Ow! You hit me in the head! Tidus: (to himself) Now to enjoy that sphere. (yuna's will appears) Nooooo! I threw the wrong one. Sin: *Watching Sphere* Woah. I didnt know Yuna was That flexable! |
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04-03-2009, 09:43 AM
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shut yo face
Join Date: Jan 2009
Posts: 126
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Crap at stuff like this but what the hell.
Tidus: What do you mean you don't know how to pronounce my name? o ye n sorry for bumpin da thread EDIT: Yunalesca: Let me be your liberator. Yuna: BRING IT BITCH
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04-03-2009, 06:32 PM
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Im the Final Fantasy Master, I know everything
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: none of your business
Posts: 72
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Lulu: OMG my moogle is really pissed off
Moogle: fucken save spheres im gonna rip you goddamn head off, that'll teach you not to steal my job, i mean sure i used to almost bash zidanes head off when he tried to save his game but COME ON YOUR A LIFELESS BALL OF SHIT
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06-02-2009, 09:55 PM
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\onion \man
Join Date: Jun 2009
Posts: 11
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wakka: soooo uh tidus that was a good game out there ya?
Tdus: yup uhhhh wtf are you doing?? Wakka: what you not have showers after the game in Zanakand? Tidus: yea we did we uhhh just didnt hug each other.... Wakka: its ok......praise be to yevon |
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06-08-2009, 10:10 AM
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Onion Kid
Join Date: Jun 2008
Posts: 12
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Jecht to Tidus: .... you're all bones!!!!!!!!!, and you know, son? I like bones......... a lot!!!!!!!
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06-20-2009, 08:39 AM
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Grand Shriner
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Boston Mass
Posts: 709
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Lulu's Moogle, "Shove me back in your vagina Lu."
Jecht, "Do I fucking look like Jack Sparrow bitch?" Yuna, "Nice aim with that money shot. My fucking eye just changed color." Auron, "My arm is actually completely fine. It's just easy access to toss some knuckle children when I get a glance at Lulu's massive sweater muffins." Rikku, "Daddy and Brother always say why roam when you can get it at home?" Barkeep, "Mish Yoona! How about a roofie cooolatta?" Seymour, "You know. My aeon is in chains because we like that rough stuff. The safety word is "Yevon".
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07-23-2009, 08:24 AM
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Shiro "White" Auron - FFX Rules Them All
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Now Now I Can't Tell Stalkers
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Riku - When I gRow Up I Wan Be Famous, I Wana Be A Star I Wana Have Boobies
Yuna - I'm A Jesus Wana-Be i Can Walk On Water |
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07-23-2009, 08:31 AM
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Coup de Grace
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Luigi's Mansion
Posts: 16
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Auron's first time seeing FFX-2 Rikku
Auron: I'm going to have to call you a slut. Chappu looking down on Lulu holding Wakka's son Chappu: You can't trust bitches for shit. Auron listening to Wakka's racist Al Bhed comments in Bikanel Auron: You're just one big entity of stupid, aren't you? Tidus: Finally! I watched every episode of the O.C! *proud at being trendy* Auron: But did you see the secret bonus episode? Rikku: I don't get why people say Friday the 13ths are unlucky. Mine are always lucky! Auron: Yeah, my Friday the 13ths always go better than any other noticeable date on the calender. Basically it's all insults, sarcasm, and Auron screwing with Tidus. Whatever. I give up. Last edited by Keely; 07-23-2009 at 05:35 PM. Reason: Added more. |
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10-27-2009, 07:39 AM
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shut yo face
Join Date: Jan 2009
Posts: 126
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11-16-2009, 02:16 PM
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Sewer Diver
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: Esthar
Posts: 72
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Anyway let me try: Mika: The High court of Spira and Yevon and... whatever... is now in session! Be seated. Seymour's Mother:...Whatever my name is... for the defendant Seymour, who is being charged of sexual assault against Yuna. We plea not guilty on the grounds of weird-looking blue hair. Mika: That is a strong defense... What does the D.A.'s office say about this? Tidus: Star of the Zanarkand Abes for the plaintif.(I don't know if this is the right spelling). Now, I agree with the defense on the fact that weird-looking blue hair is a strong point. However, the defendant has been sexually harassing my client since in the beginning of the game, and is also the master of an aeon that never in the series has it been spotted wearing more than 3 items of clothing. Now that is rapist material right here.(Yeah Tidus is teh lawyer now bitches!) Mika: SILENCE! You speak jibber-jabber!!! I will not have jibber-jabber in my courtroom!!! Yuna: WTF??? You a lawyer now?! I though you were a blitzball champion man! You lied to me?! Tidus: What?! No, I would never... Yuna: I don't believe you! That's it!!! WE'RE BREAKING UP!!! Tidus: WHAT?! In the High Court?! Can't this wait? Mika: I am sick and tired of both of you!!! Judgement in favor of the defendant. All charges are dropped. Tidus: What? Not you too?! No, no, no he really did it! I can prove it! Just give me a chance!!! Mika: Shut up. You got no solid proof that the defendant commited the crime. I'm dismissing the case. We're adjourned! "bangs with hammer on desk" Seymour's Mother: Suck it bitches I win. Seymour:...hehehe... I'm gonna go "pray" at Macalania Temple now. They got some good statues there... hehehe... I don't know if anyone understood this but this is supposed to be a trial. Yeah i've been watching a lot of Boston Legal lately. LOL. This is a really WTF trial. Anyway sorry for the REALLY long post.
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